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001 [video] introduction

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

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So there's no harm in spilling the beans.

I've already talked to Steph.

[GOD DAMN IT HEADDESKING.] What did she say?

She called me Batman.

[Oh dear God so much headdesking.] Great.

What else?

Nothing. She's being really evasive, which is really just making me feel like I'm totally right for assuming the worst.

How did it happen?

Darkseid won.

He isn't dead, Dick.

Then... what? He's not... This isn't like the thing with Bane again, is it?

No, he's lost in time - I have proof, you have to believe--

[Okay he will just cut himself off there before he gets into that.] He's lost in time. Darkseid threw him into the time stream. We thought he was dead.

So, you've got proof he's still alive? Why wouldn't I believe you? That's great.

[He means it too. Alive!adoptive dad is wayyy better then Dead!adoptive dad.]

[Oh God he loves being believed. It's good cause Dick hasn't seen the body yet. :c]

Yeah. Yeah, I do. He's out there somewhere.

[No worries Tim, he's not going to if the mun has anything to say about it. ;| ]

So, how do we get him back?

[SCORE. :|]

I've already got plans set for it. Superman and Green Lantern are going to take point in the search. And Booster Gold.

Sounds like you've been busy.

I was, yeah. I've been here for a while now, though. It doesn't really seem to matter; I've gone back home, once, and it was like no time had passed at all. Where are you? [Bat hugs may be in order. :c]

My cabin, on the first deck. Where are you? [Bathugs are clearly the best kind of hugs.]

Same level, room eighteen. Meet you out there? [It's because they get so few of them. :c]

Sure thing. See you soon.

[And like, two seconds later he's in the hallway outside Tim's room.]

[Tim is out of his room in a half second and there is zero preamble before hugs. Because it's Dick. And Dick is here. And Tim might have missed him. :c]

[D'awww, Dick will definitely be hugging you back. Even though he doesn't have the whole 'I haven't seen you in a long time' thing going for him, he's glad he's here, because seriously, it's Tim and Tim is pretty much the coolest little brother ever.]

[He is TOTALLY COOLER THAN DAMIAN, RIGHT? RIGHT? :| But Tim'll step back and just clap him on the shoulder or something lame like that.] So you got the run down, right?

[UM OFC is that even a question?]

Yep. Sounds like I've got a real fun who knows how long ahead of me.

[Turns out Tim deals with being fired as badly as Dick did. :c]

Yeah. Real fun. [Paaaause] There are a few people on board who know about us. Martha Jones, Cissie, obviously Wilson and Nygma. And a girl named Hayley. And my inmate. Sylar. [And he's rubbing the back of his neck.] Speaking of, he'll probably ask you all sorts of things, once he realizes who you are.

[It's clearly a nonbiological Batgenes thing.]

I've talked with Cissie, actually. How do these people just... know?

And, uh, should I be concerned with this questioning or...?

It's. It's complicated. Cissie was Arrowette; we worked together in Young Justice. Uh, don't spring that on her before I get the chance to tell her you know. Sylar I told. Long story. ...And yeah, you should probably be concerned. It's usually to get more info about me.

So basically, keep all the embarrassing Timmy stories to myself.

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action; Fourth walling him okay, or no?

action; fine with me!