001 [video] introduction

[batmanschmatman]

So, I guess I should probably get around to introducing myself or something. I'm Dick, and I'm a new warden around here. Seems like an... interesting place so far.

... Sooooo, does anyone know when I'm actually supposed to get assigned an inmate to keep an eye on?

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[peektuttut]

Dick!

[He will realize you are from the wrong time in a moment, he needs this right now.]

[batmanschmatman]

Tim? What are you doing here?

[Also why are you older. :| ]

[peektuttut]

Same thing as you! I didn't think you'd--

[Okay he has had his moment, pump the brakes. :c] What's the last big thing that happened?

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[batmanschmatman]

[Well, this is interesting. But Dick will happily be offering that up, Jr. Bat.]

Weeee went on a family vacation for the first time in like, forever and retraced the whole origin of Batman thing? And the universe was almost destroyed about a year ago. Any of that ring a bell?

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[peektuttut]

[He's taking a moment for his inner 'fuck. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.' Okay, he's better.]

You only just got back?

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[batmanschmatman]

Yeah.

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[peektuttut]

...Sometimes that happens here. You find people you know from the wrong point in time. [He hates everything. :c]

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[batmanschmatman]

[Emo!Tim makes Dick sad. :[ ]

Good to know.

Tim, what's the problem?

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[peektuttut]

You're more than a year behind me. I don't think I should tell you much. Just in case. [Emo is how he rolls. :c]

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[batmanschmatman]

Nice to know the whole 'trip around the world' brought us all closer together for the long term.

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[peektuttut]

It was good, it - Dick, come on, you know this could be a bad idea.

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[batmanschmatman]

[Dismissively.] Yeah, yeah. You know I'll figure out everything eventually though.

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[peektuttut]

[Okay he has a point. :|] A lot happens. You probably won't remember when you go back anyway.

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[batmanschmatman]

So there's no harm in spilling the beans.

I've already talked to Steph.

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[peektuttut]

[GOD DAMN IT HEADDESKING.] What did she say?

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[batmanschmatman]

She called me Batman.

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[peektuttut]

[Oh dear God so much headdesking.] Great.

What else?

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[batmanschmatman]

Nothing. She's being really evasive, which is really just making me feel like I'm totally right for assuming the worst.

How did it happen?

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[peektuttut]

Darkseid won.

He isn't dead, Dick.

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[batmanschmatman]

Then... what? He's not... This isn't like the thing with Bane again, is it?

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[peektuttut]

No, he's lost in time - I have proof, you have to believe--

[Okay he will just cut himself off there before he gets into that.] He's lost in time. Darkseid threw him into the time stream. We thought he was dead.

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[batmanschmatman]

So, you've got proof he's still alive? Why wouldn't I believe you? That's great.

[He means it too. Alive!adoptive dad is wayyy better then Dead!adoptive dad.]

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[peektuttut]

[Oh God he loves being believed. It's good cause Dick hasn't seen the body yet. :c]

Yeah. Yeah, I do. He's out there somewhere.

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[batmanschmatman]

[No worries Tim, he's not going to if the mun has anything to say about it. ;| ]

So, how do we get him back?

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[peektuttut]

[SCORE. :|]

I've already got plans set for it. Superman and Green Lantern are going to take point in the search. And Booster Gold.